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Having a desire or craving to have a swiping session on dating apps. Maybe derived from loneliness or horniness.
Mitchell had sworn off dating apps but his loneliness led him to be overcome by a case of the swipies. The next day he had 5 dates lined up.

Dan got a case of the swipies after he had a big night planned of drinking alone like an adult and realized how lame that was.
Swipies by megabink September 23, 2019
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swipeseeing 

Combining “sightseeing” with “swipe.” Using dating apps like Tinder, Bumble or Hinge to look at profiles without the intention of ever “swiping right.”
“Now that I’m dating somebody, I just use Tinder to go swipeseeing.”
“I like to go swipeseeing whenever I’m back home to look at the profiles of people I went to high school with.”
swipeseeing by cuntasaur May 12, 2022
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Sexually transmitted disease known as Swopies. Swopies is incurable, just like AIDS. Symptoms include reddish, scabby bumps at or near area of contact. Swopies is acquired through contact with The Swopester.
Joe: "Hey did you hear that Drew has Swopies?"
Scott: "that poor bastard...she probablly begged him for sex."
Swopies by puppydog420 June 22, 2011

Swipestar 

Probably the realest nigga to walk Earth.

Fun fact- yo girlfriend in his requests.
“Dang girl there go swipestar”
Swipestar by Swipestar September 2, 2021
An all natural, flushable, and eco friendly personal hygiene wipe intended for adults to freshen up before and after intimate moments
I use swipes after sex to clean up the mess
Swipes by Ocean2811 September 27, 2011
When someone has sweaty boobs.
Friend: "I hate when I have swities."
Swities by gypsy_lady4092 July 6, 2014
Swipes is when someone gets a haircut especially when their neck gets shaved, and you run your knuckles up from the base of their neck causing a burn.
Hey look! Mark got his hair cut! I call swipes!!
swipes by pwilly November 14, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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