Swopies

Sexually transmitted disease known as Swopies. Swopies is incurable, just like AIDS. Symptoms include reddish, scabby bumps at or near area of contact. Swopies is acquired through contact with The Swopester.

Joe: "Hey did you hear that Drew has Swopies?"
Scott: "that poor bastard...she probablly begged him for sex."

by puppydog420 June 22, 2011

Swipies

Having a desire or craving to have a swiping session on dating apps. Maybe derived from loneliness or horniness.

Mitchell had sworn off dating apps but his loneliness led him to be overcome by a case of the swipies. The next day he had 5 dates lined up.

Dan got a case of the swipies after he had a big night planned of drinking alone like an adult and realized how lame that was.

by megabink September 23, 2019

Swoppies

Messy, wet kisses on the cheek given by Bunnies. Usually associated with cute baby talk between couples.

Give me da Swoppies! Swop on on da check!

by da Poon July 22, 2008

Skopies

Plural of skopie... People that believe they have the scope to look to the future, but, inevitably can't see past a Greggs, and would struggle to get out of a cardboard box.

Look at that bunch of montarded skopies. Not a clue between them.

by Somebodylovesme. December 6, 2023