Definitions by jgcd

swinette 

An insult:
To stick a long peice of straw up a pigs arse and blow really hard (like playing the bagpipes)

hey billie why dont you go play the swinette at the county fair

swinette by jgcd September 21, 2008

flirkin' shnit 

another way of putting fucking shit in a nicer way

bob:holy fucking shit thats one big moose you got there!
jackie: now honey what have i said about swearing around the kids. use flirkin' shnit instead dear.

flirkin' shnit by jgcd October 21, 2006

rabbit 

1 a cute little fuzzy mammal

2 a delicacy in stews

3 a scarastic falsefied game

1 Awwww, did you see that rabbit?
or
did you scrape that dead rabbit off your grill?

2 hey ma that rabbit was good in that stew lastnight.

3 you wanna play rabbit? i shit and you grab it

rabbit by jgcd September 20, 2006