swindon greb

A greasy, long haired person who usually listens to screamo, metal and emo. Some times like to seem "in" with the trends so they listen to the "latest" hip hop song 2 months after its video has been relased. Wears dark clothes, normally band shirts. Hates scene kids and chavs. Complains about being labelled and then starts ranting about chavs. Sits on a wall at wyvern theatre and listens to music on their phone. Usually like to get stoned every weekend so they get 20 different people to chip in 50p to a 10 bag and then go and smoke it in queens park. Goes to town every weekend. They think they're badman. They're idea of a night out is to go to furnace night club and listen to local bands who cannot sing so they bree.

swindon greb1: hey, have you heard soulja boy's new song, crank dat?
swindon greb2: oh em gee yehh i love it
swindon greb1: you going furnace tonight?
swindon greb2: yehhh see you there

by Spazzie April 13, 2008

Swindon Syndrome

teenage motherhood

Look at that, the girl pushing that pram can't be more than 16 and I bet you that isn't her sister. Swindon Syndrome, if you ask me.

by Slayer Of Cowards October 14, 2003

Swindon kiss

A Swindon kiss is to violently headbutt somebody without any provocation.

I was talking to my girlfriend this morning when she Swindon kissed me.

by dankerschern January 6, 2015

swindon roulette

It's russian roulette, but with six bullets in the chamber instead of just the one. Usually played as a last resort to get out of Swindon.

I'm so tired of Swindon that at this point I'd be willing to play Swindon roulette to leave as fast as possible.

by Tur1ng January 21, 2018

Swindon Academy

Means

Shit

Racist
Sexist
Pathetic

Petty
Annoying
Dickheads
Stooopid teachers

Any teacher of Swindon academy should jump off bridge

by Factinator69.9 October 2, 2018

Swindon Syndrome

Hehe I totally agree with the above, see that kinda thing every day here... though there is the 'Swindon Syndrome' that affects railway workers exposed to asbestos, poisoned and went on to develop cancer

Swine Town all the way...ergh

by purple_horizon February 28, 2004

Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

by Dyluxray June 8, 2020