Swiffer wet jet
Swiffer wet jet by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011
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Swiffer Wet Jet
Noun: When a couple is having sex girl on top. She then proceeds to urinate on his chest and rubs the urine in with her butt, somewhat in the motion of mopping the floor or a dog with fleas rubbing it's butt on the carpet.
Swiffer Wet Jet by Agricai September 25, 2011
Swiffer Wet Jet
The act of doggy style penetration from behind in either the anus or vagina of a woman or man on hard wood floors. One pulls out moments before ejaculation and points ones penis at the floor roughly below the face of the target. One then cums and pulls the hands of the person receiving coitus at the same time. Slamming there face into the ejaculate and mopping up the ejaculate with their face and hair.
Zach- "She was giving me hell about cleaning the floors in my apartment so I swiffer wet jetted her right there."
Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"
Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."
Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"
Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."
Swiffer Wet Jet by GasPumpGiver October 21, 2010
Swiffer wet jet
You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Swiffer wet jet by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
Swiffer wet jet
You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Swiffer wet jet by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends
One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends by antibender December 27, 2010
sniffer wet-jet
When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose which causes semen to go into her throat which is then swallowed.
sniffer wet-jet by madeNchina December 9, 2008
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