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Tea (gossip, news, etc.) that is good, nice, endearing, or pleasant! Not necessarily secretive, it can even just be a compliment!
“hey you look really good in green! and that’s the tea sis!”
“wow that was so nice! i think you mean SWEET tea!”
sweet tea by macafeepeterson January 29, 2019
A sweet drink said to extend the average human's life by 10-15 years.
Because Graham has a massive addiction to McDonalds sweet tea, he will live 10-15 years longer than Katie who only drinks Unsweet tea.
Sweet Tea by silentthunder89 October 27, 2011
Made from Orange Pekoe Tea leaves this non-alcoholic beverage, served cold and moslty below the Mason Dixon line is a Southerners favorite treat on a hot day (or with pork BBQ). Sugar is added at the time just after brewing "while the tea is still hot". This allows the sugar to disolve more evenly and produces a fine treat. Can be garnished with a Lemon. (See also Ice Tea)
Snow Bird enters a Waffle house:

Waitress "What can I get you folks to drink?"
Snow Bird "Ice Tea"
Waitress ""We have Sweet Tea"
Snow Bird "You people in the South, can't you drink Ice Tea like the rest of America?"
Waitress "Sorry, we drink Sweet Tea, now go back to New York you Yankee bastard"
Sweet Tea by ebradfor November 12, 2005
Noun: A southern drink made with brewed black tea and water in the normal ratio but extra high sugar content; generally exceeding soda.
That fat landwhale and her sweet tea!

How sweet do you need something? Sweet tea is liquid sugar.

Fat people drink sweet tea.
Sweet Tea by Power Sprayer September 9, 2020
A reference to males that are sexually interested in minors (both male and female). Said males cannot refuse sweet tea and it is often used to lure them into police traps.

It is believed that pedophiles are fueled on the stuff. McDonalds has recently attempted to capitalize on this fact.

See: To Catch a Predator
Male: I don't know if I should be here. I have seen shows before where they bust guys for doing stuff like this. How do I know that you aren't with them?
Underage Looking Female: I made some sweet tea. Would you like some?
Male: OMG Yes, you know what I crave. I'm now ready to have intercourse with you.
Cops: BUST HIS ASS!!!!
Sweet Tea by stonhaus September 9, 2009
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