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Sweep Job 

A sweep job is when someone sweeps, one's privates as a sexual act. You can choose between straw, plastic, or steel bristles for more friction.
The maid enters the room holding a broom, and says, "Hey boys anyone want a sweep job?"
Sweep Job by SlikWilly March 19, 2018
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Sweep Job 

A sweep Job is wear a person takes a broom and excessively starts to sweep one's privates as a sexual act.
The maid walks in the room and exclaims "Do any of you boys wanna sweep job?".
Sweep Job by SlikWilly May 9, 2018

Sleep Job 

What is given when a girl falls asleep before any sexual activity can occur.
Tony: Dude, how did it go in the bedroom with the girl from the bar?
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.
Sleep Job by Muffin DFD July 5, 2009

Sleep Job 

Where you and your girl are sleeping then you are awaken to a hand on your dong pumping away like an oil derek.
My girl and I were asleep and next thing ya know I wake up to her fast asleep and stroking :Sleep Jobing"my member. "Sleep Job"
Sleep Job by Columbo (OH) February 11, 2010

jobby sweep 

a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe
have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!
jobby sweep by jamboyadaftie August 6, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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