Swedish Turkey 

The act of taking a piece of shit and sticking it on your mates noise then having them shake it around we'll going "gooble gooble gooble" like a turkey.

I thought I would end a wonderful Thanksgiving with a Swedish Turkey.

Swedish Turkey by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006

Swedish Turkey Baster 

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

Swedish Turkey Baster by nick irion March 11, 2007