Swedie

Sloanie way of saying 'Sweetie' derived from AbFab

Hello Swedie! How's my Swedes?

Swedie by SandyMay February 11, 2024

swedish boy knee attack

A fearsome attack done on an opponent's knees by stabbing them. Used by well known swedish boy PewDiePie.

Chad: Ha! Got your nose!
Brad: Give it back or else!
Chad: Bet.
Brad: SWEDISH BOY KNEE ATTACK AAAAHHH *stab

swedish boy knee attack by PHINEASJWHOOPY December 19, 2018

Sweded 

The summarized recreation of popular pop-culture films using limited budgets and a camcorder. The process is called sweding. Upon completion the film has been Sweded.

Origins: In the Michel Gondry film BE KIND REWIND, the character Jerry accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def's rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more because they come from Sweden. Hence, the films are referred to as 'Sweded'.

Many versions of Star Wars Sweded can be found on the internet.

Sweded by Annastacia March 16, 2008

Swedish Smugness 

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."

Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

Swedish Smugness by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014

Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.

I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.

Swedish Grapefruit by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018

Swedish Pickle-juice 

The accumulation of sexually excreted fluids during intercourse that creates a mixture thats pungent taste reminds the receiver of pickle juice.

Juan: Gabriella, I still taste that swedish pickle-juice from that alabama hotpocket last night.

Swedish Pickle-juice by asianpeoplemeet.com May 12, 2016

Swindling Swede 

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

Swindling Swede by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016