swede

Slang for your heid

Yer pure burstin' ma swede man!

Kylie Minogue's: "I just cannae get you oot ay ma swede..."

by Bernard Manning August 13, 2003

Swede

n. a boxhead.
Swedes are known as boxheads due to their squarish heads.
Often used to describe a thick, dull, brutish fellow that is prone to drunkenness.

That Swede was such a boxhead that he had a Volvo and a Saab.
That Swede's noggin was box-shaped so that is why he was called a boxhead.
Shall we go to Ikea to see the boxheads?

by adam_before_eve April 9, 2006

Swede

Camp as fuck.

Swede is camp as fuck

by NiggaH8r25 June 13, 2019

Swede

Citizens of the country Sweden. Pretty much the same at their neighbors the norwgians, just gayer.

I go to IKEA a lot. Dies that make me a swede?

by No, I am not shrek May 12, 2018

Swede

A truly frightening powerlifter from the United States who can drop 550 pounds on to his chest and not die. I've seen this with my own eyes. He might be immortal.

Don't try to lift that, you ain't Swede.

by CrystalLight December 6, 2014

Swede

n. An annoying foreign roommate of any origin. Named for KL, Swedish foreign exchange student.

"I'd invite you over, but the Swede goes to bed at 9:30!"

by Z September 24, 2004

swede

Guy with typically Swedish looks, stylish and gay!

You look like a Swede!

by gavin1234 April 25, 2006