inverted swede

The act of being a Swede who tucks his penis between his legs to look for feminine than he already does.

Erikson I want to look more feminine.

Then do the inverted Swede.

by vageniusII September 25, 2009

Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

Flying Swede

The term “Swede” is used as a slang term for the escalation from verbal disagreement to physical violence by way of a powerful headbutt often to the face. The term “Flying Swede” is used to indicate when said headbutt is done by way of a headfirst running leap and contact is made with both feet of the ground, not dissimilar to a “dropkick” in style.

“I will “Swede” you!” or “Wow did you see the “Flying Swede” he just landed ?”

by Rylo90 April 12, 2024

sus fat swede has been ejected

fat swede anomaly ejected

oh no! anomaly sus fat swede has been ejected

by ∉Pⱥiή∌ March 03, 2022

The Swede

Similar to an Albino. Someone who comes from a long line of incest who is far weaker than the average person and gets absolutely run through.

Did you see The Swede get trucked in last nights game?

by dififhdp May 02, 2022

Dirty Swede

Adding five drops of Tabasco Sauce to your Snus before putting it under your lip

"Dirty Swede got me spitting mucous membrane." - "Dude, you really need help.

by rusty_pete March 13, 2024

Dirty Swede

The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.

Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA

by weednose. April 11, 2024