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Sweaty Pork 

A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.
Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.

We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.

My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
Sweaty Pork by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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pork sweats

a condition which occurs after eating large amounts of pork in which one sweats profusely while taking a dump.
Man I really have the pork sweats.
pork sweats by hello123!@# December 27, 2009

Pork Sweat 

Pork Sweat

The particularly odorous perspiration (sweat) that comes out of you when you've been eating way too much pork.
First guy: "Dude, what's that weird smell coming off you?"

Second guy: "I've been eating bags and bags of pork rinds and now I totally have pork sweat!"
Pork Sweat by webgrunt298 June 19, 2010

Pork chop sweats 

Breaking out in a heavy sweat whenever you are sandwiched between two other people
Lisa broke out in the pork chop sweats whenever she was in the middle of Tim and Dan.