Sweattuce 

Lettuce, usually shredded, found on hot sandwiches. The lettuce turns into sweattuce when it becomes wilted, wet, or if you will, sweaty. This usually produces disgust in the person who's eating the sandwich.

Sweattuce can also occur if a sandwich has been reheated later on, and the person reheating said sandwich forgot to remove the lettuce before reheating. Microwaved lettuce will always result in sweattuce.

This philly cheese steak would have been delicious if it weren't for the heaping piles of sweattuce they put on it.

The sweattuce on this sandwich is extra juicy today.

Oh man, I didn't eat this sandwich immediately after I ordered it. It's probably gone to sweattuce.

Sweattuce by BONEQUEETAH November 29, 2010

Sweatfucked

The process of being rubbed up against by someone sweaty due to overcrowding at a bar, club, etc. Typically results in the victim being severely grossed out and either gracing the offender with a dirty look or trying to avoid looking at them for fear of being further traumatized.

That gross dude over there just totally sweatfucked me; it's like Disney World in July in here.

Sweatfucked by megme July 6, 2011

sweatjacented 

When you are working out and some of your sweat accidentally splashes the person next to you.

I was working out on the treadmill and I Sweatjacented on the person next to me. I don’t think they noticed.

sweatjacented by rollaricedan August 22, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012