Sweattuce 

Lettuce, usually shredded, found on hot sandwiches. The lettuce turns into sweattuce when it becomes wilted, wet, or if you will, sweaty. This usually produces disgust in the person who's eating the sandwich.

Sweattuce can also occur if a sandwich has been reheated later on, and the person reheating said sandwich forgot to remove the lettuce before reheating. Microwaved lettuce will always result in sweattuce.

This philly cheese steak would have been delicious if it weren't for the heaping piles of sweattuce they put on it.

The sweattuce on this sandwich is extra juicy today.

Oh man, I didn't eat this sandwich immediately after I ordered it. It's probably gone to sweattuce.

Sweattuce by BONEQUEETAH November 29, 2010

Sweatfucked

The process of being rubbed up against by someone sweaty due to overcrowding at a bar, club, etc. Typically results in the victim being severely grossed out and either gracing the offender with a dirty look or trying to avoid looking at them for fear of being further traumatized.

That gross dude over there just totally sweatfucked me; it's like Disney World in July in here.

Sweatfucked by megme July 6, 2011

sweatjacented 

When you are working out and some of your sweat accidentally splashes the person next to you.

I was working out on the treadmill and I Sweatjacented on the person next to me. I don’t think they noticed.

sweatjacented by rollaricedan August 22, 2018