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To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011
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parallel swizzle 

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.
Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

Snowman Swizzler 

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

Shazizzle 

“Shit” is the definition, but in a lame white person’s attempt to try to use “shizzle” basically. Ironically trying to say something is “the shit” when in actuality it is describing it as being shit itself, like the person using the word (also shit) and trying to play it off as a fun word they discovered. It’s just a rip-off. People that use this word are most likely phonies.
Ex: Geez Louise! This event is going to be a shazizzle fest!!! I bet ya top dollar it’ll be worth top dollar!”
Shazizzle by DefineDevineTruth October 3, 2019

Swazzles 

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner
Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now
Swazzles by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017

Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand
Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003