To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
“Shit” is the definition, but in a lame white person’s attempt to try to use “shizzle” basically. Ironically trying to say something is “the shit” when in actuality it is describing it as being shit itself, like the person using the word (also shit) and trying to play it off as a fun word they discovered. It’s just a rip-off. People that use this word are most likely phonies.
Ex: Geez Louise! This event is going to be a shazizzle fest!!! I bet ya top dollar it’ll be worth top dollar!”