Sway Boys
A group of spornosexual tiktokers that have amassed a cult following of 12 year old girls they attempt to arouse through corny dances. The group includes Bryce Hall, Noah Beck and others that might tempt you to purchase an AK47 and fly out to their house. The group all lives together and every night appears to be a sausage fest
12 year old Sarah: “Omg the sway boys are so hot”
Sarah’s father: “We live close to them, why don’t we give them a visit”
*rings doorbell at the sway boys house* *Bryce Hall cracks the door open, shirtless*
Sarah: “OMG it’s Bryce Hall! It would mean the world to me if you did the renegade on my Tiktok”
Bryce Hall: “Shut up bitch. Does your father want to join our sausage fest?”
Sarah’s father: “You gentlemen are mighty fine. I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to relive my high school days”
The boys proceeded to finger eachother all night long
Sarah’s father: “We live close to them, why don’t we give them a visit”
*rings doorbell at the sway boys house* *Bryce Hall cracks the door open, shirtless*
Sarah: “OMG it’s Bryce Hall! It would mean the world to me if you did the renegade on my Tiktok”
Bryce Hall: “Shut up bitch. Does your father want to join our sausage fest?”
Sarah’s father: “You gentlemen are mighty fine. I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to relive my high school days”
The boys proceeded to finger eachother all night long
Sway Boys by Philthedrill May 26, 2021