Swarovski Radius

The distance at which a young science major can no longer resist the bling worn by a member of their preferred sex. A play on the market price of Swarovski, which is effectively $350 glass (and the only thing university students can afford), and the Swartzchild Radius (which is the radius of a black hole, from which there is no escape).

"Oooh look at Mitsie, she has no understanding of physics, but that's a damned low cut top and nice bling."
"Yeah, look at Professor Higgs... he's mesmerised... and totally caught in her Swarovski Radius. She'll pass anyway!"

Swarovski Radius by <LeIgHthaL> October 25, 2023