Swangry

For swimmers, it is when you haven't swam in a while so you get angry as a result.

Coach Bruns: Man, the hurricane made me soooo swangry

by CARLS BURRITO August 5, 2018

swangry

The act of becoming both sweaty and angry at the same time.

It was like a million degrees outside and this jackass hit my car! I was frickin' swangry!

by SillyMama925 July 12, 2015

swangry

When you get so angry that you begin sweeping the walls.

Playing Fortnite after just dying to a heavy assault rifle: I am very swangry right now *continues to sweep the walls angrily*

by amandee57 June 23, 2019

swangry

When a person is angry and develops swagger as a result of this, they become swangry.

“He was strutting around with a face like thunder after somebody had annoyed him. He looked so swangry, man.”

by slaggot August 25, 2013

Swangry

When you’re sweaty and angry at the same time — that sticky, overheated rage where the sweat’s dripping, the patience is gone, and even the air feels personal.

I was so swangry my deodorant gave up and filed for divorce.

Don’t talk to me right now—I’m swangry enough to fight the weather app.

By the time I found parking, I was swangry, shiny, and one step from throwing hands with the sun.

He tried to hug me when I was swangry, and now he knows what regret smells like.

It’s not road rage, officer—I’m just swangry and my A/C quit on me.

I knew I was swangry when even my sweat had attitude.

You’ve never seen true danger until you’ve seen me swangry in line at Starbucks with no iced coffee left.

by Dr. Swangry, PhD (in overheati October 15, 2025

swangry

when you’re sweaty and hungry at the same time.

i have to keep the fan on me so i don’t get swangry.

by redist August 17, 2021