swamp sock

A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .

Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !

Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock

by chris ord June 27, 2010

Salisbury Swamp Sock

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.

Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock

by Angry Pirate Man July 21, 2009

swiss swamp sock

A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.

"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."

by JITE MUFFIN February 24, 2010

sock stamp

The imprint your socks leaves on your calves and ankles after wearing them all day.

"Man it's hot outside, but I can't wear shorts."
"Why not?"
"Cuz these damn tube socks gave me a sock stamp."

by Kali B November 21, 2007

swampsack

When a male is exposed to prolonged periods of hot, muggy weather, he will develop this condition. Symptoms include:
-Sweaty scrotum
-Nutsack sticking to his thigh
-Lifts and does a goofy walk upon standing from sitting

Dude, where the hell is my gold bond? i got a major case of swampsack

My balls are sticking to my thigh, swampsack is such a buzzkill.

by Spl00gE July 8, 2012

swampcock

when you run a 10K and your cock is smelly and creamy

anyone in the army

josh d

by cynical satan November 15, 2003