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Soapocalypse 

Thursday, April 14, 2011, the day ABC announced the cancellations of "All My Children" and "One Life to Live," two of the longest-running shows in television history, within two years of CBS canceling the even longer-running "Guiding Light" and "As the World Turns." ABC Daytime president Brian Frons seemingly gave no fucks about the whole situation.
Dude...all they have on TV now are lame talk shows and cooking shows. What the fuck! The soapocalypse ruined daytime TV.
Soapocalypse by ericakane70 May 4, 2011

slapocalypse 

A technique of handling an instrument, especially a guitar or the family of sitars thereof, where you slam or strike the chords sharply with or as if with the open hand.
David challenged him to a contest in bass playing and Sam reiterated that he would cause a slapocalypse on him.
slapocalypse by slapocalypse August 23, 2021

Shapocalypse 

A combination of the spocker (two in pink, two in stink) and the shocker (two in pink on in stink) to make four in the pink, three in the stink.
"I hooked up with a complete gaper last night. Had enough room in there to give her the fuckin' Shapocalypse."
"I'm gonna show you something that's gonna end your world bitch...prepare to recieve the 7 horsemen (fingers) of the Shapocalypse"

Skapocalypse 

The epitome of sexy in Clique. Beware, he will tap you. srsly
Hey Skapocalypse! Wait! What the fuck? Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!1
Skapocalypse by Bob Blinker January 30, 2009

Slapocalypse 

The act of slapping someone unexpectedly in full public view.
Will Smith unleashed a slapocalypse on Chris Rock.

I never expected my mother's slapocalypse when I told her I failed 7th grade math.
Slapocalypse by N0whereman March 29, 2022

snapocalypse

A “roast” that was so mean and good that the opposing person commits s-ic-de.
When Marcus dropped that snapocalypse, even his toughest rival knew they’d just been totally demolished.
snapocalypse by Wasauce July 4, 2025