We are sus impostors
by These are NOT POODLES September 05, 2021

by anonymous July 01, 2021

by nghhcuminsideme March 11, 2022

by e man 232323232332233 June 02, 2021

by Sirjanji February 20, 2022

When you keep convincing yourself and your friends that you are the actual sussy amogus imposter from among us, this medical tragedy will cause severe concussions even though you aren’t falling down and landing on your head and hour long seizures when you see an among us meme.
Employer: hey it says here you have sussy among us balls syndrome, what is that?
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.
Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.
Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.
Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.
Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient
by MangoSeltzerSucks July 22, 2022

if you say this your a fucking idiot
by humpalo February 05, 2022
