Suspishfish, noun.
The feeling you have when a restaurant employee doesn’t answer when you ask if your salmon is ethically sourced
The feeling you have when a restaurant employee doesn’t answer when you ask if your salmon is ethically sourced
Waiter: “What would you like to order?”
Bob: “Hmm, the salmon looks interesting, is it ethically sourced?”
Waiter: “…”
Bob: “Why aren’t you answering me? You’re making me suspishfish…”
Bob: “Hmm, the salmon looks interesting, is it ethically sourced?”
Waiter: “…”
Bob: “Why aren’t you answering me? You’re making me suspishfish…”
by Ravens Ashes July 4, 2025
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