Susej Dog is the old testement spelling of 'Sausage Dog'. The great and all might Sausage Dog is the true creator. He is the only real diety, and quite a lazy one at that. Quite long too.
Texts written about him have been mistranslated backwards, to form 'Jesus' and 'God', which have apparently been adapted into a couple of manmade religions.
Tyler: "If you could fight one diety, who would it be?"
Narrator: "Sausage Dog."
Tyler: "Good answer."
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Aleister Crowley and Anton Lavey's way for referencing Jesus Christ
Crowley: Ew wollof s'yevaL yaw fo gnikaeps sdrawkcab, taht sedulcni gnignahc 'Jesus Christ' otni suseJ doG
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Jesus and god backwards creates ONE HELLL OF A MIND BLOWING EXPERIENCE DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Its pronounced Sausage Dog
Dude did you know that susej dogs areholy
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