surprise cock
I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.
surprise cock by Eric Ha March 30, 2015
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Surprise Cock
Pete: Hey Nate last night I gave Jill the surprise cock!
Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?
Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.
Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?
Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.
Surprise Cock by Douche-Bag Magee September 14, 2009
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Super Cock Surprise by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014
Cock surprise
A sexual act. To began you must find a women who seems to be sad. offer her a back rub. during the back rub gently place your penis on her right shoulder (If placed on the left side it is a penis surprise not a cock surprise). softly say yes or no. when the women begins to reply ram your cock in to her mouth as quickly as possible and run. if not preformed quick enough you may loose cock to teeth.
Cock surprise by dasilva1 October 5, 2010
chocolate cock surprise
When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source
Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!
Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!
Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog
Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!
Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog
chocolate cock surprise by kinky bastard June 11, 2009
Super Cock Surprise
Super Cock Surprise by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014
SURPRISE COCKFAGS
Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.
A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:
*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
SURPRISE COCKFAGS by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006
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