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Surging Sanders

When you're fucking a woman in the ass, but instead of finishing inside you cum unexpectedly out of your left index finger.
Ah, man, I gave that bitch Hilary a surging sanders.
by dubyadubyadubyathree October 10, 2016
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Surging Sanders

"Did you just do a Surging Sanders?"
"I swear this never happens."

In the democratic race we have seen a surging Sanders and it has Hillary worried.
by BabesEggs September 25, 2016
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Surging Sanders

"A Surfing Sanders is where you come out of nowhere" - Trevor Noah 2016

Also being used to describe when Burnie Sanders had a increase in support in political poll results.
Ted Cruz was having dinner with his wife last night when he pulled a Surging Sanders.
by wagonreality April 26, 2016
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Surging Sanders

"It's when you come out of nowhere."

A reference to the U.S. 2016 presidential campaign of Bernie Sanders, an "unlikely candidate"who performed above odds and expectations.

The reference was first made as a provocative punchline on Comedy Central's The Daily Show.

This dirty joke and definition is proudly dedicated in to the inspirational tale.
My girlfriend loves Surging Sanderses, but she gets pissed whenever I do it. Double standard, much?!

Bernie Sanders 2016
by Mr.Anthropy May 8, 2016
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Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere, like Bernie Sanders in the 2016 presidential election.
1. She pulled a surging Sanders last night, surprised the hell out of me.
2. Good thing he was wearing a condom cause he pulled a surging Sanders.
3. He sure was a Surging Sanders when he won the 2016 presidential election!
by poetichk May 1, 2016
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Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).
"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
by vonkish April 27, 2016
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Surging Sanders

"Hillary really wasn't expecting the Surging Sanders last night."
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