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Suraganihagunashiaganariopioaphobia 

Suraganihagunashiaganariopioaphobia is the fear of questions like, "If you were swimming in the sun, and your pet penguin caught a cold, what got in your teeth?" and "If you're a leprechaun who's crying while playing a violin attempting to jump over the moon, when were you born 3 weeks ago?" etc.
Wait, you have Suraganihagunashhhh(Suraganihagunashiaganariopioaphobia)... Y'know the word. I never knew!

Suraganihagunashiaganariopioaphobia 

The fear of consonants.

Aka, Every letter except vowels.
1: Hey, just a quick question-- Do you have suraganihagunashiaganariopioaphobia..?
2: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK!!!