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Super Mario Bros: The Movie 

The movie where the cast is so outlandish, you wonder if John Cena will play Yoshi.
Mario: Hey Luigi, you have to see this cool Nintendo Direct. It has the cast for our new movie coming out soon!
Luigi. Ok. I’m excited to see who’s playing us!
*Watches direct*
Chris Pratt: Luigi, why do you look like Charlie Day?
Charlie Day: I don’t know Mario, why do you look like Chris Pratt?
Chris Pratt: Wait wha- WHY IS BOWSER JACK BLACK AND DONKEY KONG SETH ROGEN?
Charlie Day: Super Mario Bros: The Movie, what have you done to us!?
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The Super Mario Bros Movie 

A film-adaptation of the game franchise, this movie is one of Illumination's best creations yet, releasing April 7th 2023.
Personally, I think the Super Mario Bros Movie is the BEST movie Illumination has ever created

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

normal guy: The Super Mario Bros. Movie is mid
nintendrone: NOOOOO THE MAREO MOVIE ISN'T MIDDD!!!!!111!!!11!1 IT'S THE BIRGESST MOIVE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111