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Suicide Pact 

An agreement between people where if one person commits suicide all other people in the pact must as well.
Person 1: You guys wanna make a suicide pact?
Person 2: Let’s do it.
Person 3: I’m up for it.
Suicide Pact by co2emissions January 15, 2019

Suicide pact 

An agreement between people to either commit suicide OR an agreement between people to prevent suicide
Type1) I’m just done I want out

Type1) yeah same let’s just go kill ourselves,suicide pact?

Type2) I’m gonna kill myself

Type2) if u do I will
Type2) I don’t want u to die so I won’t kill myself

Type2) I won’t either

Type2) is this a suicide pact?
Type2) yeah
Suicide pact by Edgygooseboy June 12, 2018

Suicide Pact 

One of the gnarliest drinks of all time, guaranteed to make you shit faced the first drink. Derived from a 12 year old child who killed himself from alcohol poisoning, this drink packs a punch from the scalp of your head, to the bottom of your scrotum. The pact means drinking this cocktail 3 times or more. Mix Includes
-1 Shot of Patron Silver
-1 Shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey
-.5 Shot of Everclear (95% ABV)
-1 Shot of Smirnoff Green Apple
-Peach Schnapps

-1 Shot of Bacardi Rum
-half a cup of OJ

WARNING- I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU ACTUALLY DIE TRYING TO DRINK THIS. PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY.

if you can down 3 of these...you are a hardass.
-Friend: Dude wanna get wasted tonight!!!

-You: Hell yeah bro!!

-Friend: well what club should we hit up bro, we can go to th...

-You: Dude, I got all the ingredients for a Suicide Pact right here, lets GET ER DONE!!

Suicide Pact Thot 

Someone who makes suicide pacts with multiple people. However, most suicide pact thots are just super edgy people who act way more depressed online then they actually are irl.
Person 1: Man, life fucking sucks right now!
Person 2: Same here. Suicide pact?
Person 1: Hmm, I already have a suicide pact with 7 others. But I guess I can make one with you too if it means I get around to killing myself quicker!
Person 2: Deal! But be careful though. You’re turning into quite the suicide pact thot.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026