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suck a fart 

Short for suck a fart out of my ass! Used in retort to a verbal absurdity or attack.
Sure I'll pick up your dry cleaning just as soon as you suck a fart out of my ass.
suck a fart by Rontastic July 30, 2006
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suck a fart 

When things are going badly, or from bad to worse, you may be considered to be "sucking farts" or "sucking a fart";
generally have a shit time of it;
Man, we're so busy at work, i'm just sucking farts all day;
My team lost the grand final - suck a fart;
suck a fart by Sally fart sucker October 3, 2008

Suck a Fart 

Term used briefly in Irish youth culture (between November 2005-March 2006) Used to express similar sentiment to common phrase "Kiss my Ass" while avoiding the cliche of what was a tired expression.
Rarely expressed now in any civilized culture.
Why don't you ever Suck a Fart?
To suck a fart is to live.
Lady Rosalind has retired to her chamber, knowing that would sir care to suck a fart.

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit 

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.
Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

suck a fart from her ass 

When you find a girl so attractive that you'd literally suck a fart from her ass.
She's so beautiful, I'd drink her bathwater and then suck a fart from her ass.

suck a fart out my ass

this is another way of saying kiss my ass or I don't give a fuck
someone random: FUCK YOU
you: shut the fuck up you can suck a fart out my ass BITCH

suck a fart out of a dead seagull

When someone tries to get smart to u.
Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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