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suckmydickexual 

When you want to get a blowjob but you dont want to be asked to receive it
Timmy: Hey bro can you suck my dick?
You: Naw, I gotta ask you my guy
Timmy: damn, youre suckmydickexual?
You: yea sorry bro
*both start kissing*
suckmydickexual by UrbanKoffie December 8, 2020

suckmydickexual 

When your homie wants a blowjob but you can only do it if you ask
Timmy: Hey bro can you suck my dick?
You: Naw, I gotta ask you my guy
Timmy: damn, youre suckmydickexual?
You: yea sorry bro
*both start kissing*
suckmydickexual by UrbanKoffie December 8, 2020

suckmydickbitch 

used commonly in instances where you want a bitch named ali sybinski to suck their dick, perhaps more than once.
Hello, perhhaps u can suckmydickbitch.

Suckmydick 

Ur mom is so fat
Suckmydick that she has balls.
Suckmydick by Ninjapianist November 5, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026