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Subarno
A guy who's a genius but doesn't know how to interact with humans. He knows everything about physics and politics and economics and history, but is super lazy and won't do anything without the incentive of chocolate. He also can trade stocks somehow. He is the guy everyone needs to survive an apocalypse, just for his sock fighting.
Subarno by just some person with time July 4, 2018
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Subaroo • Subaroofie • Subarno • Subadoob • Subarro • sumbaroon • suparoo • susarooni • subaru outback • subaru of lesbians
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Subarro
An adjective describing someone or something as being poor or extremely below standards. In reference to the word "subby" and the pizza chain "Sbarro".
Subarro by CeJ x NaSTy September 13, 2009
Subaroofie
Subaroofie by Sickfuckingpilot January 22, 2015
Subadoob
A special name given only to a special Subaru vehicle, preferably a Forrester. The vehicle can only be endowed with this name after faithfully serving its owner through good times and bad. Situations that merit this title include but aren't limited to: escaping some threat such as police or angry Mexicans, being found not guilty in a D.U.I case, annihilating a deer or other target and still drivable (and somewhat fresh), and/or serving as a location for various social activities such as smoking mad blunts or getting naked with girls. Owner of a said Subadoob frequently communicates with the vehicle, strokes and/or kisses the dash to show approval, and rewards it with nice detailing jobs and BG Engine Performance products. Once a driver-Subadoob relationship has formed, it will remain forever and the Subadoob will only be passed on to those worthy enough. If the driver decides to retain the vehicle during his/her later years in life and the spouse of the driver says, "get that piece of shit out of here, we need a new car," the driver will happily drive his/her Subadoob down to the city court house to file for divorce.
Driver: "So this is my Subadoob, I'm happy you two have finally met"
Girlfriend: "You gave it a name? It doesn't look all that special... Let's go get something to eat (steps in car)
Driver: "Hm... It's not starting; I've never had this problem before... You must have upset it by saying it wasn't special"
Girlfriend: "Real funny, maybe you should just consider buying a new car"
Driver: "Could you get out of the car for a moment?"
(Girlfriend exits, car starts immediately)
Driver: "Ha, I knew it, my Subadoob must think you're no good for me, peace out bitch" (peels off)
Girlfriend: "You gave it a name? It doesn't look all that special... Let's go get something to eat (steps in car)
Driver: "Hm... It's not starting; I've never had this problem before... You must have upset it by saying it wasn't special"
Girlfriend: "Real funny, maybe you should just consider buying a new car"
Driver: "Could you get out of the car for a moment?"
(Girlfriend exits, car starts immediately)
Driver: "Ha, I knew it, my Subadoob must think you're no good for me, peace out bitch" (peels off)
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