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A chain of fast-food pizza restaurants, like the one in the Warwick Mall, in R.I. which used to be staffed in the 1980's by some of the hottest big-haired chicks you ever wanted to fuck.
Let's go to Sbarro's and pick up something pizza & pussy
Sbarro by Eastside Mario November 27, 2003
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A guy who's a genius but doesn't know how to interact with humans. He knows everything about physics and politics and economics and history, but is super lazy and won't do anything without the incentive of chocolate. He also can trade stocks somehow. He is the guy everyone needs to survive an apocalypse, just for his sock fighting.
Who's that guy who is so good at history?

Hm? Oh, that's just Subarno.

Wow. Need to be his friend.

The Guy from Sbarros

A person who is new at Sbarros and works really slow. Probably is fifty pounds overweight and votes republican. He is usually a pain in the butt when you try to order your pizza there.
Before and ordering the pizza:
Susumu: What is taking so god dang long!? I've been waiting an hour to order my pizza!
Clerk: Oh, he's new here. He's not used to multitasking, so you might experience delays.

After ordering the pizza:
Kagami: Susumu, what took you so long?
Susumu: Oh, the guy from Sbarros was slow as heck when I was trying to order the pizza.
Kagami: Let's hope we don't run into this again.

Subaroofie

(Rohypnol) Roofie's for homosexuals.
That dude is fierce, I'd like to slip him a subaroofie and have my way with him.
Subaroofie by Sickfuckingpilot January 22, 2015
When your bluetooth speaker in your kangaroo pouch of your hoodie give's you a boner.
He was glad he wore a longer hoodie cause he got a subaroo trying to sell his kids organs in Courtenay
Subaroo by BenBuck December 16, 2019
Subarno is weirdo. sucky suck ducky sucky.
subarno by anonymous November 22, 2021