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Stupidiotarded 

Adj. : Conglomerate of the words "Stupid", "Idiot", and "Retarded." A descriptor for when someone is not just acting stupid, not just acting like an idiot, and not just acting retarded.
My buddy Sean is in a league of his own, we've come around to calling him stupidiotarded for all the dumb shit he does.
Stupidiotarded by winter357 May 3, 2022
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Stupiditarded 

A term first coined by The Distressed Watcher (A.K.A The amazing Atheist) to describe the glitter skin transformation of a vampire in direct sunlight while reviewing the movie Twilight. It blends the words "Stupidity" and "Retarded" into a stronger negative adjective.
Carlos Mencia's attempts at comedy are Stupiditarded, if not an abomination.
Stupiditarded by Sodomized Lunchbox November 21, 2010

Stupidiotard 

Someone of extreme incompetence and stupidity who commits such actions as a retard
Because billy fell out of a tree he became a stupidiotard

Stupidiotard 

The resulting offspring of 2 stupidiot parents. When a male stupidiot breeds with the female stupidiot, the resulting offspring will be one of two types. Roughly 1 of every thousand result in the rare "Bri-diot" (see definition) but nearly all offspring will be of the common "STUPIDIOTARD" type. This is a trifecta individual. 1/3 stupidity, 1/3 idiotic, and the last 3rd retarded beyond repair. When combined into a person a reaction occurs creating a mentally defective moron who's ability to breathe, let alone exist, defies the laws of science.
Person 1: Dude, how is it that someone that fuckin' dumb even exists?

Person 2: Because its dumbfuck parents managed to breed and they kept stupidiotard.

Person 1: Wow. The afterbirth would have been smarter...
Stupidiotard by DurteeD April 1, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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