When someone is so stupid, so fuckingidiotic, so fucking retarded that you have to go back to 2008 and pull out the "You're a stupid fucking retard" card to prove a point in a conversation with them.
Oh, you knowOmair, yeah, Omair from my workplace? He's a Stupid Fucking Retard of the highest calibur!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.