bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole
I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.
by RadNotRed February 16, 2022
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1. On the television quiz show "Jeopardy!", a clue for which no correct response is given by any player. (Source: j-archive.com)

However, an incorrect response to a Daily Double clue cannot be termed a Triple Stumper, since only one player is stumped!

A Triple Stumper can include up to three incorrect responses, or else go unresponded to (i.e., have no contestant ring-in).

2. Any perplexing situation or problem.
Alex seemed bemused that so many $400 clues in the Double Jeopardy round were Triple Stumpers.

How can anybody bother listening to Chris Brown? Triple Stumper!
by Shoutoute March 17, 2013
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The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.
An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.
by Soupskin November 10, 2013
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Someone who enjoys plugging buttholes with their dwarf-like stumpy thumbs. Megan Fox is known to have butt stumper thumbs.
Get your thumb outta my ass you butt stumper
by Womperstomper February 4, 2016
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A sexual position in which the male( or girl we don't kink shame) quickly changes from vagina to anus, so quickly that they don't realize it at first. Note: Can only be performed on girls
Bro, you have to try the Stumper Sneakaround on your girl, she would seem to be in to that.
by Idfk just exists July 18, 2018
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A person born in or living in Wisconsin
The trouble is them Stumpers keep crossing the bridge and coming to MN.
by Puddle Pisser April 19, 2018
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Stumpered is when a person makes a fool out of another person. After yelling a joke, or “roast” they can shout outSTUMPERED”. This also works if you tap someone on the back and yell “STUMPERED”.
Person: “ You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me.”
Other People: “OOOOH STUMPERED
by EllaBakerMushroomLady March 29, 2022
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