stump bump 

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.

Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.

stump bump by asamon December 18, 2009

Stump bump 

The erection caused by seeing an amputee

Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.

Stump bump by Asexuals March 19, 2016

bump the stump 

A term for bumping fists.

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.

bump the stump by JRB55 September 15, 2010

Skump Bump 

(v) to dance a trashy redneck dance.

(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.

(v) Leroy was so high on crack he was Skump Bumpin' in the middle of the street.

(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.

Skump Bump by Dick Tell July 24, 2018

Stump bumping 

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.

J loves to stump bumping before masterbating

Stump bumping by V193 September 27, 2020

Fungo slump nut bump 

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track

Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!

Fungo slump nut bump by Slumpbuster101 February 27, 2014

bump stumps 

When two females rub their vaginas together.

When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.

bump stumps by Explainatorium June 8, 2020