Stumbling Earwig Share definition Flag An unfortunate nickname for any male who smokes cannabis and has his hair grown below the ears. Guy 1: Yas we're going to Konnor's today! :D Guy 2: What a stumbling earwig. Stumbling Earwig by OGstains September 11, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Stumbling Earwig mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch