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Studded Movement 

When your bowel movement is “studded” with noticeable food remnants from past meals. Corn, nuts and leafy greens are often the primary studs one will find in a freshly pinched loaf.
You should have seen the corn in the studded movement I just had. It had to be a full roasting ear’s worth.

I just had a nutty studded movement. I need to pay off the almonds. It was rather painful.

Well that salad didn’t stay in me very long. I just blew out lunch in one leafy studded movement.
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