the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.
please see page no. 509 for a full list.
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UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.
The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.
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Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed
That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy
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The act of indulging in cocaine and hookers between the hours of 5am and 11am, but only where requested within that timeframe also.

Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.

Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.
“As Petunia is now getting older his good times are resigned to Icing Sugar & Strumpets, so he can still get an early night”.
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