Struggle Lunch
Struggle Lunches, food packs of the struggle.
The worst type of lunches available; but at least they ARE available. These lunches are either usually low-cost, high on calories and fat, made of ice, or a combination of them all.
Come in a variety of struggle bag packs, including the brown drugstore bag, Plastic "animal choker" bags from more wealthy supermarkets, and front hoodie pockets.
Struggle sandwiches in the struggle lunch can be made of anything, from ramen noodle sandwiches, to lunches with struggle bread buns, wet ramen in the middle as bacon, condom wrappers as lettuce, and butter as a condiment.
Wealthier struggling families are able to afford meats like raw fish, salmonella turkey, and, if necessary, insects.
Other foods inside the struggle lunches include (and are not limited to:)
Struggle juice
struggle soup with a spoon for mixing
cold, greasy, and frozenfried chicken
Mini-pack of struggle flakes or struggle cereal. Varies.
For healthy, better tasting, expensive alternatives, see: food stamps, rations, MREs
Be sure to wash down all that grease, fat, and disease with a struggle shower.
The worst type of lunches available; but at least they ARE available. These lunches are either usually low-cost, high on calories and fat, made of ice, or a combination of them all.
Come in a variety of struggle bag packs, including the brown drugstore bag, Plastic "animal choker" bags from more wealthy supermarkets, and front hoodie pockets.
Struggle sandwiches in the struggle lunch can be made of anything, from ramen noodle sandwiches, to lunches with struggle bread buns, wet ramen in the middle as bacon, condom wrappers as lettuce, and butter as a condiment.
Wealthier struggling families are able to afford meats like raw fish, salmonella turkey, and, if necessary, insects.
Other foods inside the struggle lunches include (and are not limited to:)
Struggle juice
struggle soup with a spoon for mixing
cold, greasy, and frozenfried chicken
Mini-pack of struggle flakes or struggle cereal. Varies.
For healthy, better tasting, expensive alternatives, see: food stamps, rations, MREs
Be sure to wash down all that grease, fat, and disease with a struggle shower.
Struggle Lunches, keeping struggling people alive since the beginning.
I was struggling so badly last week I had to live off of Struggle lunches for the whole week. I swear, I had to have either lost or gained about 100 pounds.
#Thestruggleisreal
I was struggling so badly last week I had to live off of Struggle lunches for the whole week. I swear, I had to have either lost or gained about 100 pounds.
#Thestruggleisreal
Struggle Lunch by John Doe to the second power December 4, 2014
