Strawberry pubes refers to a natural ginger female with red or orange hair, that has pubes that havs a natural strawberry color. Somebody that colors their pubes with dyes can be considered false pubes and is considered deception on the highest level. If you take strawberry pubes and gently place them in your mouth, you can taste natural flavors of the crisp variety. Natural strawberry pubes will have flavors and aromas of honey crisp apples, strawberry-rhubarb crisp, and Cookie Crisp. Sometimes you will even get flavors such as an under-ripe strawberry or even a sour, green apple taste. You will be able to differentiate somebody that dyes their pubes, because their flavors will taste like fingernail polish and baby shit.
I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.
by Uncle Renegade November 8, 2017
It was like a surprise strawberry attack. Strawberry pubes forever. Sasha milkshake had a hint of strawberry. It would suck, having pubes in a milkshake. I had a friend who worked at a Baskin Robbins, and he said he didn't like the icecream. It was gross, he told me. The Baskin Robins was right next to a Subway. So for lunch, they always went and had lots of sandwiches. So one day orders a cake with those gross marachino cherrys, with the cherrys on the cake, and what this fucker would do is take his salamis and fucking fill the cherrys with the salami filling and then someone goes like mmmmhmmm and was very surprised. The guy didn't get fired, this was just one of many incidents! Like, if you were a customer who gave them and shit and was an asshole. Then you would get fucked. And then one of those guys was making those 'Blasts' like those milkshakes, and we was making a chocolate one, and he fucking threw a cockroach in there. You'd be drinking it and you'd have no idea. I know one of the guys who worked there, this actually happened. There was a dead cockroach lying in the room so they just *blmmp!* dropped it right in their. Yoink! Strawberry cockroach, of course! Landy what are you writing? What are you doing? What are you writing, a fucking essay? What are you writing it on? What are you really typing up everthing? What are you just trying to decipher our speech? Like, why are you writing it under Urban Dictionary? What, are you going to put it on Urban Dictionary under Stawberry Pubes Forever? It'll be like a document of our highness. I'll just have to look up 'Strawberry Pubes Forever" and if anyone ever searches that, for any reason, they will come upon this conversation! What time is it? 1:24. Yikes. Damn. What time is your first class tomorrow? 10. Oh damn. We should get to sleep. Fo Sho. Cause my phones on the floor of the roof of John Jay. So you dropped your phone out this window? Theres no roof there. No, there is. I figure it must be broken. Khoa has my iHome? Why? He saw it and just took it so no one will steal it. You haven't even thought of your iHome? Well, I thought it was in Kyle's room, safely stowed away. Heh Heh. Jesus. Jesus, Jesus. Min, you should add more people things to the collage. Oh my God he's still typing about what we're talking about? Its going to hit the character limit. Don't keep writing! Don't hit submit! Save it. Oh shit let me see that cellphone. Oh damn thats one of the Sly Johns. What the fuck? Oh thats a Philly thing, jargon. Jargon? Jargon. Thats like a fucking monster name. JARGONNNNNN. Sly John can mean like anything, like pimp or whatever. Are you really still going? Landy's typing! Typing! Typing and typing! We're really having ridiculous conversations right now. I'm an idiot! Ben is an idiot! Write that. Strawberry Pubes! Strawberry Pubes Forever. Pubbbesss. Bom Bom Bommmm. Rajib we should write more songs. We should write a song about floorcest. We should do a parody of the In the Closet music video. R. Kelly is so fucked up.
by ZeusJJ9 February 13, 2008
Strawberry pubes is referring to a ginger or daywalker with reddish strawberry blonde hair that would indicate their pubes would also have a strawberry tint. People that dye their pubes are considered "False Pubes" and are not of the strawberry variety. Strawberry pubes have a specific taste when consumed in a pipe or when eaten, but generally have a flavor of the crisp variety. From pure bred gingers, you will often get flavors and aromas of strawberry rhubarb-crisp, apple crisp, and depending on the size and weight of the individual you will sometimes get Cookie Crisp. False Pubes generally taste like nail polish and dog shit.
I ate out a ginger chick from school yesterday and her strawberry pubes got stuck in my teeth. Her asshole was more red than pink.
by Uncle Renegade November 16, 2017