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Straight Queen 

A straight queen is primarily a straight man who has many affectations, mannerisms and tendancies that are stereotypically accustomed to a homosexual. Straight queens are often known to be suspectly gay-friendly, and even have beyond questionable relationships with homosexual men. Many straight queens are accused of being closetted homosexuals or at the very least of having latent homosexuality.

A secondary definition of a straight queen is; a straight acting homosexual/bisexual who believes themselves to be straight simply because they are dellusional or lack the capacity to understand that if they have frequent sexual contact with other males and like it, this makes them gay or bisexual.

Finally, a straight queen can simply be a vocally camp hetrosexual male, which leads to them often being mistaken as a gay.
Example 1;

Person 1: That guy is so gay

Person 2: Nah, he's just a straight queen

Person 1: But he felt my ass, and he's wearing make up

Example 2;

Person 1: That guy fucked me

Person 2: No fucking way, he's such a homophobe!

Person 1: He's such a fucking straight queen...trust me, he fucked me

Example 3;

Person 1: Oh my God did you hear that guy talk? He's ubergay.

Person 2: Nah, he's got a girlfriend...he just sounds a bit...you know...

Person 1: Oh, he's a straight queen!?
Straight Queen by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009
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Straight Queen 

A 'Straight Queen' is a guy that spends too much time on his looks. Always has perfect hair and eyebrows, works out often and watches what he eats. This person is an uber metrosexual. A guy that likes girls but is a little too polished.
We’re late because we had to wait for this 'Straight Queen' to fix his eyebrows.
Straight Queen by RhodeIslandJoe October 12, 2009

the queen of being straight and not gay at all 

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all

oh she is a malkah then!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026