True Story: I was in my Study hall class this year and me and my friends Danny wanted to leave class. So we walked up to the Sub (our real teacher wasnt there) and said we want to leave. Being a gay ass sub she wanted our names in case we skipped school or something which would have been increadibly stupid considering all of our belonging were still in that class. anyways shes asked me my name. I told her. She then asked for dannys and before he could say anything i said danny sperdizzle. The sub then replized. How do you spell that.
joe - man dis nigga i jus bought is actin up what do i do ?
store guy - stomp on him
joe - stompizzle on my nizzle ? ... all right i got it ! thanx homie . lata
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.