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Stop & Go Traffic 

When on the rode, and the lights keep turning red, then green again. You often catch every red light, leaving you waiting. This traffic usually always has at least 1 accident.
Boss(On phone with employee): Why are you so late for work?

Employee(On phone with Boss): Sorry, Sir, I ran into some Stop & Go Traffic!!!

stop-and-go-nuts 

A genius idea of selling donuts in the back of a car in bumper to bumper traffic.
Originated from Two and a Half Men
...I know! Well call them, stop-and-GO-NUTS!

Stop and go 

When you're watching porn and you don't wanna climax just yet, so you stop for a moment, and go again. Often is repeated multiple times.
I was watching a really hot video last night, so hot that I had to keep using the stop and go method!
Stop and go by Camo341 February 4, 2016
Word of the Day on February 21, 2016

Stop and Go Lights

I just ran the stop and go lights back der'!

Stop and go traffic 

When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.
Example 1: Damnit, i can't piss cause i'm too busy clenching cheek, stupid stop and go traffic.
Stop and go traffic by Cam_shaft January 4, 2012

stop and go's

when u stop they still go
im sittin on them stop and go's
stop and go's by BERNARD FORD January 4, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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