Stoopid Bitch 

A phrase used to describe an idiot or fool. Usually said with extreme emotion.

Jackson: Hey, Rhett you wanna fight?
Rhett: No you stoopid bitch, I knocked your ass out.
Jackson: ......

Stoopid Bitch by Big Bwak Cock June 7, 2018

Stoopidbitchitis 

Stoopidbitchitis (commonly known as being a slut, see deaf whore) is a illness in which the person is slow as fuck. Common symptoms of Stoopidbitchitis include, but is not limited to, memory loss, not getting jokes, feeling fast when you are slow, being slow, being made fun of for (what you believe to be) no reason, being names Gemma, dating someone named Paul Rotenberry, and loss of smart. In addition, some victims of Stoopidbitchitis experience episodes of extreme confusion in social situations. Usually because they didn't get a joke someone told, they weren't paying attention to a vital part of a conversation, or because they don't know anything about the topic being spoken about. If you or someone you know has experienced any of these symptoms before, please utilize the only known cure for this illness: following @harperisfast on tik tok. Even if you believe you are Stoopidbitchitis-free, better safe than sorry.

Gemma: Whenever I have a conversation with someone I always feel confused and left out. Almost like a prank I'm not in on.

Broccoli: I felt that way, too, after I started dating a guy named Paul Rotenberry. I was diagnosed with Stoopidbitchitis a

few months later. Thankfully, I followed @harperisfast on tik tok and made a full recovery.

Gemma: But I'm pretty sure I'm just slow because none of the other symptoms match up with how I feel.

Broccoli: Still, better safe than sorry. If I were you I would follow @harperisfast on tik tok just for sure.

Gemma: Okay I followed @harperisfast on tik tok. Wow! I feel so much better!

Stoopidbitchitis by harperisfast April 6, 2020