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A cigar which is bought to be smoked with tobacco or marjiuana. The fate of the stoog is determined by whether or not the holder's friend's have marjiuana.
Nick: Hey Evan, what are you doing tonight?

Evan: I don't know but I have some stoogs. Do you want to go to the jungle after school and smoke some?

Nick: Yeah, I have some weed so we can freak it.

Evan: Alright dude, sounds good. I'm down to get baked.
Stoog by Baseballer395 January 26, 2009
Words you can keep
A term used in North East wales by some teenagers. It is another word for fag or cigarette or smoke. It is used so Adults do no understand what they are talking about. Also can be said Shtoog
1. Mike: hey, wanna come with me to the park? I've got some stoogs?

Emma: ye sure! stooging is great! i love to stoog

2. Mike: we just gonna go for a stoog! cya later!

Mother: your gonna what?
Stoog by billybobma93 December 23, 2009
Related Words
The combination of the two words: Stupid and Fag.

Also a hidden mountain of the Rolling Hills in Northern Arizona.
That stoog took my lunch box.

Have you ever visited Stoog Mountian?
Stoog by Mexirocker aka Diego PG September 14, 2008
Shit and cum.
"Ah, there's stoog all over the floor Kenny"
"I'll stoog all over you!"
Stoog by Not Farku May 22, 2021
it’s a vape cuh
*high schooler walks in the bathroom*
*sees his friend hitting a stoog*
he says, “yo lemme buss tha shit gang
A stoog by 8oa January 31, 2024

corporate stooge 

A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.
Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.
corporate stooge by Prankster August 2, 2012

stooge LOL 

The fake laugh added to the end of any sentence either written or verbal. Usually used by someone that thinks they are very funny but they are not. he he he
After having read someones status on facebook the dumbass posted a comment followed by he he he otherwise known as the stooge LOL.
stooge LOL by jpg3 August 17, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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