Stole My Waffle Share definition Flag to put a kink in someone's plans, ruin something for them, or wreck their day I was all set to go home on Friday afternoon when my boss dumped a bunch of crap on me. He totally stole my waffle. Stole My Waffle by jmrs January 15, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Stole My Waffle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch