Stoke Light

When you have no lighter, get a skewer light it on the stove, use this to light your marijuana, light it with one end and stoke with the other

Sally had no lighter, so she went to her drawer in the kitchen and got a skewer, she then lit it on the stove and proceeded to smoke her cone, lit it with one end and stoked with the other. The stoke light allows you to smoke a cone when you can’t find a lighter, in the kitchen you can find skewers that you can light and use as a stoker

Stoke Light by Erika The saint July 3, 2019

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Russian Stove Light

When you let the end of the weed blunt act as an incesnse to keep your hot box going.

You wanan just let this russian stove light, i dont feel like rippin it anymore

Russian Stove Light by mathiasjb March 31, 2011

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StoneLightenment

When you have finally achieved true stoner status; your mind is opened as you reach the pinnacle of stoned enlightenment.

Bro, I am so baked, way higher than ever before! I've totally reached the HEIGHT of StoneLightenment!

StoneLightenment by Supafly78 September 17, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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