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A Stojce is someone that enter in your life and save you from your problems. He is the person that is always ready to help you when you are in need. He is strong and bold, but sweet and careful with who deserves it, he understands you deeply and helps you overcome your fears.

When you are with him you feel safe and secure.

Stojce loves his family and he is ready to do everything for them, he is loyal and faithful and dreams about his future wife and sons. This man is a simple and transparent person with strong values and moral principles, he values things and people and is respectful and mature.
If you meet a Stojce in your life you will have to treat him with respect and sweetness, he will open his heart to you and make your life better by relieving you of all burdens.
I met Stojce and now I feel safe
Stojce by truejoy November 21, 2021
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A word meaning "I hate you", used by clever eight-year-olds to say to grown-ups and not get caught.
Dad: Do your homework!

Boy: Stonce!

Dad: What does that mean?

Boy: *in childish tone* It means "I hate you"!

Dad: Don't say it anymore!
Stonce by Nate Ezekiel April 26, 2010
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Stojce Stojceing stoje Stonce Stojer stoocer
Some idiot's way of misspelling stalker.
i liek u but trust me im no stoocer lol
stoocer by Choooch December 17, 2008

Stojceing 

Literal Macedonian slang for telling some to arrive early on purpose because you know they will be late. Transformed like a regular verb with -ed. Comes from the Slavic word Stoj which means to stop in demanding form. Stojce is a diminutive form of stoj that gets used as a verb. Zastoj means a complete stall in a process.
A: "Why are we going to the mall so early?"
B:"Don't worry about it just get ready at 7"
Person A is Stojceing Person B, because they know Person A will be late.
Stojceing by tajfun_vo_trenerki January 20, 2024
A woman who is in a relationship however one wang for her isnt enough. So she sleeps with any male she can on the side
Friend 1: did you hear that Andrew is marrying Natalie?
Friend 2: yeah. I dipped my wang in her last night. Shes such a stojer
Stojer by pseudonym 1 October 7, 2013
A combination of the words stealth and nonce

When someone is sexually attracted to children but moves slowly and quietly to catch their prey trying not to act suspicious
Jim: I like that girl over there but I’m not sure how to go up to her I’m quite nervous

Jack: Mate she’s like 12 you’re acting like such a stonce by saying that
Stonce by masterofreality17 May 27, 2019
Fellatio that is performed in the parking lot of a local watering hole by a large female
Hey bro, did you at least grab a Stoje before you left?
stoje by Aunt Rose April 14, 2022