Stitch dick
Stitch dick by 12dajango June 3, 2018
Stitch dick
Stitch dick by 12dajango June 3, 2018
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Snitch Dick
"Snitch Dick" refers to a penis that is very small and hard to find. This is a term that can be used by Lesbians to subvert sexual advances from those of the opposite sex, or generally insult those possessing penises.
Snitch Dick by kokoflow April 20, 2013
Dick Switch
When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.
Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?
this dick, just had a dick switch
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?
this dick, just had a dick switch
Dick Switch by AM2000 May 25, 2018
Dick Switch
1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?
2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?
2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?
Dick Switch by shisms May 12, 2010
Dick Switch
Dick Switch by Ben Booner May 4, 2020
Dick Switch
A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.
Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.
Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(
Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(
Dick Switch by Eulogy Jones November 29, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.