Stitch dick

A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

by 12dajango June 3, 2018

Stitch dick

A FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

by 12dajango June 3, 2018

Snitch Dick

"Snitch Dick" refers to a penis that is very small and hard to find. This is a term that can be used by Lesbians to subvert sexual advances from those of the opposite sex, or generally insult those possessing penises.

Man: "hey gurl wassup lemme get on that"
Woman: "Pshh, snitch dick."

by kokoflow April 20, 2013

Dick Switch

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.

Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch

by AM2000 May 25, 2018

Dick Switch

A switch that randomly enables a man to turn into a "dick"

1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?

2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?

by shisms May 12, 2010

Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

by Ben Booner May 4, 2020

Dick Switch

A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.

Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.

Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(

by Eulogy Jones November 29, 2011