Stinky Rod Share definition Flag A turd so massive in both girth and length that it causes the back to be erect. "When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod." Stinky Rod by Drury Lane September 3, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Stinky Rod mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch