Stinky Rod

A turd so massive in both girth and length that it causes the back to be erect.

"When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod."

by Drury Lane September 3, 2006

Stinky A-Rod

A Stinky A-Rod is when you pull your mule out of a womens anus, and smash your grody member across her temple.

Last night was the best night of my life. However, my girlfriend woke up with a headache, probably because I gave her one to many Stinky A-Rod's.

by mizzlep November 10, 2008